So I saw this meme in *
seynadarkwolf's journal and found it relatively amusing. Here goes:
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Hannah needs a boyfriend"
(Um, no. Just no.)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Hannah looks like a train wreck"
(Thanks. Thanks a lot.)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Hannah says she was almost kidnapped and sold into prostitution 30 years ago.
(

)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Hannah wants to save the world.
(Not really. I'm far too lazy.)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Hannah Does The Macarena"
(I don't even know how to do the macarena...)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Hannah hates tall people"
(I guess I hate myself then... Also, lolz, half of the results for "hannah hates" came up as clubs/forums/groups for people who hate Hannah Montana. Pity none of them could use proper grammar.)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Hannah asks if they also have cake and ice cream every Thursday"
(Well...do you?)
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Hannah Goes to Hell Hannah goes to The Doctor Hannah goes to The Nursery Hannah goes to The Dentist Hannah goes to The School Hannah goes to The Vet"
(One result. Must be a book series or sommat.)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "'Hannah likes them to sing about poo, admits Nicola, laughing.'"
(xDDDDDDDDDDD)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "Hannah eats a sea urchin"
(

)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "Hannah wears dresses made out of pot holders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out."
(HOW DID THEY FIND OUT???!!!)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Hannah was arrested for cat-fishing out of season"
(Oh noes. You guys had better disown me. It's not cool to hang with criminals, y'know.)
So, yeah. Most everything I typed in came up with results for Hannah Montana. I'm really starting to get annoyed with Disney for ruining my name. >:C
And yes, I do in fact find it slightly ironic that I complain about the con being a waste of time and then proceed to waste my time doing a meme. It's finals week, I'm allowed to do this.